NOVA'S FUNHOUSE: Meeting of the Villains

Written By Unknown on Saturday, 21 December 2013 | 10:28







Mr. Burns, Dr. Doom, Joker and Carnage sit around a table. The setting is a small wooden walled room. A few empty glasses sit on the table with a deck of cards.



Dr. Doom: Anybody fancy a game of shit head?



Joker: Yeah, but make su--



Dr. Doom: Yes, I'll make sure to take out the jokers.



Joker: Am I becoming that easy to predict? Have I lost my gravitas?



Carnage: OhhHh, of cOUrsE noT, yOu'Re sTilL in yoUr pRimE! I'd giVe anYthINg to bE as gOooooOoOOooOoD a vIllAin as you!



Joker: [frick] you and your sarcasm.



Burns: I apologise for the interjection, but aren't we supposed to be discussing my absolving of Oscorp?



Dr. Doom: Ha! Like that's ever going to work! We never manage to succeed in our plans, I don't see why we make them.



Joker: Yeah.



Carnage: yEaH...



Burns: I once succeeded in blocking out the sun.



The others look at Burns, with utter astonishment. Carnage's jaw hits the ground with a clunk.



Joker: You mean to tell me, you succeeded in a villainous scheme?



Burns: Of course, I'm a villain, I plan things well and get whatever the hell I want. Why? Haven't you?



Thge others ponder the question for a moment.



Carnage: OooOooOoOoOOOoOH, I knOw! I pUshEd mY nAnnY dOwn ThE stAirS!



Joker: You didn't really plan that, though, did you?



Carnage: ... nO.



A door opens opposite the table. A black caped figure enters, his breath rasping.



Vader: Sorry I'm late. Bastard child of mine decided to burn me without checking for a pulse.



Burns: I know the feeling... Have you heard from Bob?



Vader: No, he's in prison again.



Burns: Such an imbecile.



Carange: I reMemBeR whEn I wAs in pRisOn. It wAsn'T gReAt! For mY cEll mAtEs at leAsT...



Dr. Doom: You're disgusting, why do we invite you to these things?



Joker: 'Cause I need someone to have casual conversation with.



Vader: There's a party down at Ocks's bar. Grand opening, he's calling it, The Four Metallic Arms. Thought we should go.



Joker: Oh, can we, Victor? T'would be ever so nice to meet more people!



Burns: But what about the Oscorp thing?



Carnage: MaYbe hE'll be tHeRe, yOu caN Ask hIm yoUrsElF!



Dr. Doom: No, Burns is right, we should get ba--



Vader (waving his hand): We don't need to discuss the Osc--



Dr. Doom: Don't even try that with me, Vader. Sit down, we have work to do.



Vader: Killjoy...




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