I think you all know who I am; the incredibly sexy, smart, and randy international man of mystery. I am none other than Austin Danger Powers! Believe it or not, I'm a very big fan of comic book movies. Yes, even international men of mystery have heroes. They're the heroes we always strive to be baby. We are living in a very special time period man, and it saddens me to see that not everybody is enjoying it. Honestly man, when I first understood how to work this site (a couple of days ago thanks to Basil), I found out that the lot of you are a very uptight and un-groovy. That ain't right man. This site should be about free love and partying baby, not hating and trolling! The uptight squares on this site need to take relax and have a few good laughs. Some think it's funny trying to troll other human beings on this site, but honestly man:
In the coming years most of you will look back at this site and think about how much regret the things you did and how you wish you would have done things differently. I don't think that's a future anybody wants man. We need to change our ways man! We have comic book movie freedom, yeah! Why should we sit around and waste it arguing and winding ourselves up when we can be enjoying it and living in the now? Remember the days when the biggest comic book movie in years was Batman and Robin? I do, and it was not pretty. I even remember the days when we didn't even have comic book adaptations. Trust me, you don't want to have lived in that period of time. Right now we've got not only many comic book movies coming out, but a way to express our love for them with a vast amount of people. It's a very groovy time to live in baby. Let's not waste that opportunity! Comic book movies aren't about hate; they're about watching our favorite heroes come to life! Even if we don't like some of the films, that's okay because they're are always more on the way! Let's not squander this opportunity, but let's love it man! Let's just take a step back, reflect upon the long journey it took to get where we are today, enjoy what we have today, and enjoy the glorious dirty pillows gifs some users drop on this site! Make love, not war baby! I hope to remain on this site for a long time to come, and I hope soon enough we won't have to worry about who's a troll or what movie is going to suck next, but rather how much we love what we got and what's coming next! If we do that, our future might be so bright we may just have to wear shades man!
Well, that concludes this groovy editorial baby. Remember to behave baby!
Source: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/AustinPowers/news/?a=98886
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